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O ᴍᴇᴜ ʙᴏᴍ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ ᴛᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅᴀᴅᴏ ɴᴇꜱꜱᴇꜱ ᴅɪᴀꜱ ꜱᴏʀᴜᴍʙáᴛɪᴄᴏ. ᴍᴀᴄᴀᴍʙúᴢɪᴏ. ᴛᴀᴄɪᴛᴜʀɴᴏ. ᴛʀɪꜱᴛᴇ? ᴛᴜᴅᴏ ʙᴇᴍ. ᴛʀɪꜱᴛᴇ. ᴇ ᴇꜱꜱᴀ ᴛʀɪꜱᴛᴇᴢᴀ ᴅɪᴢ ꜱᴇʀ ᴘᴇʟᴏ ꜰᴀᴛᴏ ᴅᴇ ɴãᴏ ᴘᴏᴅᴇ ᴠᴇʀ/ꜱᴇɴᴛɪʀ ᴏ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴏ – ᴇᴍ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ – ᴅᴏ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴏ ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴏ ʜɪꜱᴛóʀɪᴄᴏ ᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪʟᴀᴘɪᴅᴀçãᴏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴏ ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴍôɴɪᴏ.
ᴇʟᴇ é ᴜᴍ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪꜱᴛᴀ. ᴜᴍ ꜱᴏɴʜᴀᴅᴏʀ. ᴜᴍ óᴛɪᴍᴏ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ ᴇ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴀᴅᴏʀ ɴᴀ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴀ ʜɪꜱᴛóʀɪᴀ. ᴇʟᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴇᴄᴇ ɴᴏꜱ ᴅɪᴢᴇʀ qᴜᴇ ᴏꜱ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴏꜱ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴅᴏʀᴇꜱ ᴀᴏ ᴏᴜᴠɪʀᴇᴍ ᴀ ᴘᴀʟᴀᴠʀᴀ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴀ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇᴍ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴠᴏɴᴛᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟáᴠᴇʟ ᴅᴇ ꜱᴀᴄᴀʀ ᴏ ʀᴇᴠóʟᴠᴇʀ.
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ᴏ ʙᴏᴍ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇ-ꜱᴇ ᴍᴇʟʜᴏʀ ɴãᴏ ᴠᴇɴᴅᴏ ᴀᴏ ᴠɪᴠᴏ – ᴘᴏʀ ᴇxᴇᴍᴘʟᴏ – ᴇꜱꜱᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘʀᴇᴢᴏ ᴀí (ᴠɪᴅᴇ ꜰᴏᴛᴏ) ɴᴏ ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴏ ᴅᴀ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴀ ʙᴇʟᴀ ᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪɴᴄɪᴀɴᴀ ᴄɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ ᴅᴀꜱ ᴀᴄáᴄɪᴀꜱ. ᴏ ᴘɪᴏʀ ᴅᴇ ᴛᴜᴅᴏ é ꜱᴀʙᴇʀ qᴜᴇ ʟʜᴇꜱ ᴘᴀɢᴀᴍᴏꜱ ᴛãᴏ ʙᴇᴍ, ᴇ ᴇʟᴇꜱ, ɴᴇᴍ ᴀí ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɪꜱᴀꜱ qᴜᴇ ꜱãᴏ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴀꜱ. Iꜱꜱᴏ ᴀᴄʜᴀᴍ qᴜᴇ ɴãᴏ ꜱãᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇꜱ.
ᴘᴀᴜꜱᴀ.
ɴᴜɴᴄᴀ ɢᴏꜱᴛᴇɪ ᴅᴏ “ᴄᴀʟçᴀᴅãᴏ”, ᴇꜱꜱᴇ ᴛʀɪꜱᴛᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴄɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴍ qᴜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴀʀᴀᴍ ᴏ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴏ ᴀɴᴛᴇꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏ ᴘᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴄᴇᴍ ʀéɪꜱ, ᴜᴍᴀ ᴅᴀꜱ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴀꜱ ᴍᴇʟʜᴏʀᴇꜱ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴜçõᴇꜱ. ꜱɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴏʀ ᴇꜱꜱᴇ ʟɪxᴏ qᴜᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴍʙᴏᴛᴀ ᴀ ᴠɪꜱãᴏ qᴜᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴘᴏʀ ᴇʟᴇ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴏ.
ᴇ ᴏ ᴘᴀᴠɪʟʜãᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜá? ᴀꜰɪɴᴀʟ, ᴘᴀʀᴀ qᴜᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ? ᴇᴍ qᴜᴇ ꜱᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴏᴜ? ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴀᴘᴇɴᴀꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴀ “Aꜱ ᴍᴀʀɪᴘᴏꜱᴀꜱ qᴜᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴇɢᴀ ᴏ ꜰʀɪᴏ ꜰɪᴄᴀ ᴅᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴠᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴇᴍ ᴠᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴅᴀ ʟâᴍᴘɪᴅᴀ ᴘʀᴀ ꜱɪ ɪꜱqᴜᴇɴᴛá”, ᴄᴏᴍᴏ ᴅɪʀɪᴀ ᴏ Aᴅᴏɴɪʀᴀᴍ Bᴀʀʙᴏꜱᴀ? ꜱᴇʀá qᴜᴇ ꜱãᴏ ᴛãᴏ ʙᴜʀʀᴏꜱ ᴀꜱꜱɪᴍ? ɴãᴏ ᴇɴᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀᴀᴍ ᴀɪɴᴅᴀ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴜᴛɪʟɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ ᴘʀᴀ ᴇʟᴇ? Aʜ, ꜱᴇ ᴅóɪ? ꜱᴏᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ qᴜᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴏʀᴏ. E ᴏʟʜᴇᴍ qᴜᴇ ᴛᴇɴʜᴏ ᴄʜᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʟᴏ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴏ ᴇᴍ qᴜᴇ ꜱᴇ ᴇɴᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀ ᴀ ɴᴏꜱꜱᴀ ᴄɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ.
Aʜ, ᴍᴇᴜ ʙᴏᴍ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ! ᴛʀɪꜱᴛᴇ ꜱɪɴᴀ ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱꜱᴇ ᴘᴏᴠᴏ ᴅᴇꜱʀᴇꜱᴘᴇɪᴛᴀᴅᴏ ᴇᴍ ꜱᴜᴀ ʜɪꜱᴛóʀɪᴀ ᴇ ᴠᴇɴᴅᴏ ᴏ ꜱᴇᴜ ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴍôɴɪᴏ ꜱᴇʀ ᴅɪʟᴀᴘɪᴅᴀᴅᴏ.
(ᴏ “ᴄᴀᴄʜᴏʀʀᴏ” ᴇꜱᴛá ᴅᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴠᴏʟᴛɪɴʜᴀ)
